Rossinisbird's rubber rage

This is one of those small things that wazzes me off. It shouldn't, but like shitty Ocean Finance adverts it does. These red rubber buggers are an elastic litter on pathways and pavements, like little red worms kissing their own arses.

But now the authorities are planning to make posties pick them up under fear of a short stretch, or a fine at least.

My plan for the rubber band ball world record is now in jeopardy.