Tuesday, July 14, 2009

9 out of 10 cats

...think their owners are morons.

I've got to admit that I tend to agree. This might cause outrage amongst fans of the feline form, but I've long held a theory that cat owners who swooningly claim their pet moggies are intelligent are actually conceding that their cats are more intelligent than they are. Whenever I voice my 'stupid human cat owners theory', I have faced either an almost holy righteous indignance or a deadly silence.

Now science has come to back my theory/prejudice, in the form of research carried out at the University of Sussex. The boffins have discovered that pussies use purr power to press their owners' buttons.

The evidence is in. These folk should drop their fascination with the manipulative bird murdering vermin.

And get a dog.

4 comments:

fuckmohammed said...

dr karen Mc comb = fuckwit extraordinaire....

she needs a kick in the guts for wasting money, how about finding a cure for cancer ya silly bitch...

swap a cat for a dog ?

dog owners are the morons, dogs are dirty, smell bad and all they ever do is shit everywhere and disturb the peace with their whiny bitching barking that sometimes goes on for hours which prompts me to yell at the top of my voice in the middle of the night at their owners to grow a fucking brain and to shut their fucking dogs up...

cats on the other hand are clean, bury their shit and rarely make a noise, and i get along with their owners just fine...

rossinisbird said...

Hmmm, no sense of humour? That's a clear indication of someone who has been suckered into the 'cats are great' delusion.

Cats are clean? You should tell the ones that crap and piss all over my carrots. They are little more than walking disease factories. They are plague's best friend.

fuckmohammed said...

a few years back when i first moved into where i presently live, a cat that i inherited by the name of gigdet would go next door and crap in their garden, the neighbour complained, i didnt have much to say about it, but a couple of days later i got a bag of carrots with a note that said...

"i'm sorry, i thought you were growing cat shit"
signed gidget.

i even put the cats dirty paw mark on the note as a signature, i know the bloke had a laugh, not to sure about his missus though...

as for your own carrots, just put a clothes peg on your nose while you eat them.

fuckmohammed said...

just found something that shows that there are bigger fuckwits than karen Mc comb....

http://flushrush.com/cat-cafe-in-osaka/